Episode 1 – Dad Jokes Are Awesome!

Jenna: Hello, happy people, and welcome to Office ADHD. Today I’m going to share with you one of my most favorite apps on my phone. So first I have to tell you, I need to figure out how to make this app give me notifications. Again, like most apps, you’re going on your phone and you’re like, how can I get this to stop buzzing at me? I just helped the crazy bubble game for when I’m bored. I don’t need to know when my bubbles are redone or whatever. Anyway, but this app, I love its notifications because every day it just would give me a notification of a dad joke, and I love dad jokes. Anyway, so I’m going to read you some of the dad jokes, because dad jokes are fabulous. Here’s the first one. I was in an 80s band called the Prevention. We were better than the cure. People saying boo to their friends has risen by 85% in the last year. That’s a frightening statistic. Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at. That never gets old. I love that one. Then, you know what? If you know more of those, add them into the comments on the blog. I was at the library and asked if they have any books on paranoia, and the librarian replied, yes, they are right behind you with the other one like that. You go to the library and you ask for the self help section. The library and says, I would help you, but okay, I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White in the Seven Dwarfs. That’s going to be everyone’s password. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me. Okay, random side note about that one, by the way. That’s the thing as a woman, when you have teenage boys and they barely start growing that little bit of fuzz on their face, since they have to claim, like, every little ounce of fuzz is, look, I’m getting a mustache. I’m getting a beard, they suddenly start looking at your face, and they’re like, mom, you have a beard because you have little bits of fuss on your face. And you’re like, seriously, kid. No, that’s just hair that you have on your face. Okay, back to the jokes. Rip boiled water or rip boiled water. You will be missed. Like mist missed. Question what did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti? Pastela vista, baby. That’s all right. The first time I got a universal remote, I thought to myself, this changes everything. That’s pretty good. Why is the ocean always blue? Because the shore never waves back. What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back 4 seconds. Oh, goes back. Sorry, it took me a second. Oh, man. We’re going to have to click to see an ad. Every now and again, you have to push a little ad on this app. Just to warn you. I put a link to the app it’s going to come up on some of your descriptions. If not, I’ll put it on the blog, so it’s fine. So you can get a link to it still. You know that cemetery up the road? People are dying to get in there. Oh, that’s a classic. Can I watch the TV, dad? Yes, but don’t turn it on. What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grains. Grains. Oh, too funny. What is the hardest part about skydiving? The ground. Why did the cowboy have a wiener dog? Somebody told him to get a long little doggie. Oh, that’s a classic right there. That’s a classic. Who did the wizard marry? His ghoul friend. That’s more like who did, like, the vampire or somebody marry? There’s not really any training for garbage men. They just pick things up as they go. That’s awesome. Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was utter destruction. How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while. They zip booked out like the people going back and forth. So my son and I used to go back and forth after a while. Garconelle. See you later, alligator. Cyanara. Copy bara. Till then, penguin. They have some good ones. You have some more of those to put those in the blog too? The word q is ironic. It’s just Q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line. True. Q-U-E-U-E. What’s the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels. All right, one more and I’ll let you go. I finally bought the limited edition, the source that I’ve always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am because it was blank. All right, thanks, guys, and have fun with the Friday random today. Hope your Friday is awesome. As always, thanks so much for listening. And if you want to know more about anything we talked about today, we’re if you want to be part of the discussion, join us@officeadhd.com. Thanks so much for listening. See you next time.

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