Episode 5 – FR I Found Knock Knock Jokes – Transcript

Jenna: Hello, happy people, and welcome to office ADHD. Welcome back to the Friday random. Before we get started, I’ve got to tell you a few things. First off, I’m putting in the microphone in a different spot today, so so let me know in the comments or somewhere if this sounds weird. Anyway, I have to tell you something that I am just unreasonably excited about before we get into the knockdock jokes. All right, so I read this book called twelve months $2 million. I know what you’re thinking. It’s by Ryan Daniel Moran, and I’ll put a link to it in the blog. Part of what it talks about is being able to talk to construction manufacturers and build your own product ideas that you have these ideas for. Because all of us with ADHD, we have tons of ideas, right? I just heard back from one of the construction manufacturers that I talked to, and I’m starting the process to design fidget feet. I don’t remember if I talked about this before, but it’s one of the fidgets that I’m making for the offices so that you can put a mat under your desk that you can fidget with with your feet. Anyway, there’ll be more about this as I get the design going, but I’m just really excited to be starting creating it. Also, the other thing you should know is I’ve been working on updating the Office ADHD website and if you need somewhere to go to just relax your brain and go down an Internet rabbit hole for a while. I have been adding some really fun stuff to the random awesomeness page, so feel free to check that out whenever you just need a brain break. And now what you’ve all really been.

Jenna Silly Voice 1: Waiting for, the knock knock jokes. Dunno. DA DA DA NA NA.

Jenna: All right, ready?

Jenna Silly Voice 1: Knock, knock.

Jenna Silly Voice 2: Who’s there?

Jenna Silly Voice 1: Beats.

Jenna Silly Voice 2: Beats who? Beats me.

Jenna Silly Voice 1: Knockdock.

Jenna Silly Voice 2: Who’s there?

Jenna Silly Voice 1: Goat. Go to goat to the door and find out.

Jenna: That one took me a second. It was one of those signs when you’re about to read the joke and you’re like, but I don’t know if I get it.

Jenna Silly Voice 1: Doc. Doc.

Jenna Silly Voice 2: Who’s there? You who?

Jenna Silly Voice 1: Anybody home?

Jenna: Seems like you could redo that joke and somehow make it so they said you who’d? Be like, hi to you too.

Jenna Silly Voice 1: All right. Knock knock.

Jenna Silly Voice 2: Who’s there?

Jenna Silly Voice 1: Butter.

Jenna Silly Voice 2: Butter who?

Jenna Silly Voice 1: Butter let me in or all freeze.

Jenna: Oh, man. Especially right now. Has there been a lot of snow? Wherever you are? I think we’re having another fall spring, so I’m not sure if I should have any hope that the snow is actually going to melt this time. Don’t get me wrong, I normally love snow as far as like, I think it’s fun and it’s pretty and it sounds cool and it makes the night look pretty, but I don’t know if it’s ever going to stop. And that’s sad. I like fall and spring best. I’m not going to lie though. Summer is really fun. Kind of gets really hot. I like winter. I think I like winter better than the summer. I’m sorry. I know now there’s going to be lots of hate, but it’s the way it is.

Jenna Silly Voice 1: Knock, knock.

Jenna Silly Voice 2: Who’s there? Who?

Jenna Silly Voice 1: What are you, an owl? Knock, knock.

Jenna Silly Voice 2: Who’s there?

Jenna Silly Voice 1: Radio.

Jenna Silly Voice 2: Radio who?

Jenna Silly Voice 1: Radio knot. Here I come. That’s a good one.

Jenna: That was a pretty good one right there.

Jenna Silly Voice 1: Oh, goodness.

Jenna Silly Voice 2: This one says zoom.

Jenna: Let’s see. Good one.

Jenna Silly Voice 1: When you’re on a meeting dock, knock.

Jenna Silly Voice 2: Who’s there?

Jenna Silly Voice 1: Zoom.

Jenna Silly Voice 2: Zoom who?

Jenna Silly Voice 1: Zoom. Do you think it was?

Jenna: The punchline was not as good as I thought.

Jenna Silly Voice 1: Knock, knock.

Jenna Silly Voice 2: Who is there?

Jenna Silly Voice 1: No bell.

Jenna Silly Voice 2: No bell who?

Jenna Silly Voice 1: No bell. That’s why I knocked. Oh, this is this good one. All right. Knock, knock.

Jenna Silly Voice 2: Who’s there?

Jenna Silly Voice 1: Tank.

Jenna Silly Voice 2: Tank who?

Jenna Silly Voice 1: You’re welcome. Knock, knock.

Jenna Silly Voice 2: Who’s there?

Jenna Silly Voice 1: Luke.

Jenna Silly Voice 2: Luke who?

Jenna Silly Voice 1: Luke through the people and find out. This one’s the class. I love this one. Ready? Knock, knock.

Jenna Silly Voice 2: Who’s there?

Jenna Silly Voice 1: Cow says cow says who? No. A cow says moo. Not who.

Jenna: Here is for another one?

Jenna Silly Voice 1: Knock, knock.

Jenna Silly Voice 2: Who’s there?

Jenna Silly Voice 1: Little old lady.

Jenna Silly Voice 2: Little old lady who?

Jenna Silly Voice 1: I didn’t know you could yodel.

Jenna Silly Voice 2: Who’s there? Says who?

Jenna Silly Voice 1: Goodness.

Jenna: Can’t sleep on one more.

Jenna Silly Voice 1: Knock, knock.

Jenna Silly Voice 2: Who’s there?

Jenna Silly Voice 1: Snow.

Jenna Silly Voice 2: Snow who?

Jenna Silly Voice 1: Snow use. The joke is over. All right. Thanks so much for listening.

Jenna: I’ll see you next time, and I hope you all have a great day. As always, thanks so much for listening. And if you want to know more about anything we talked about today or if you want to be part of the discussion, join us at Office Adhd.com. Thanks so much for listening. See you next time.

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